Hello Suna! Today here at The Golden Lion we have the Cp of Canada and minister of Dank alliance ★OwenHargreaves .
*To my portuguese brothers, today I am super lazy so there wiil be no portuguese section...just learn some English.
First I would like to thank you for being here today!
OW: Thanks for interviewing me!
Still cant believe you said yes!
1-Why did you choose that nick?
OW: Owen Hargreaves is the greatest Canadian footballer to ever play the sport! (sucks he went and played for England) I've been a fan of him ever since I was a little kid and used the nick on most games I play.
2-So you have a long career at e-sim, could you tell me how it started?
OW: Oh boy, it started years ago, I'm an old fart. It was around day 200 on primera, I joined Canada and we were wiped by Russia at the time. I was super pumped to get freedom so I kept playing.
3-How did you find e-sim?
OW: I was playing tribalwars 4-5 years ago but was tremendously bored by it. I think it was some french player, habibshadad or something that invited me through mass spam. He was one of the first masters at making baby booms.
4-You went inactive for quite some time.Could you tell us why?And why did you return?
OW: I was pretty bored with the game. I had accomplished everything I wanted to do, with the best MU in suna at the time, Delta, and with my friends in Algeria and Mali we conquered more than half of Africa. When suna was reset and it was no longer just Africa, I 2clicked for a little bit, but the server just fell back to what Primera and Secura was so I quit. I returned because ★ el Tankor promised me nudes if I came back. I'm still waiting
5-What a great come back! You help creating a new alliance and became Cp of Canada, how do you feel about that?
OW: I feel pretty good about it so far. I didn't accomplish as much as I would have liked though, so we'll have to step it up next month!
So Cp and minister of an alliance wasn't enough?
6-Why did you create a alliance with PNG?
OW: My good friend ★ el Tankor played in PNG when I came back, and when I tried to poach him to come to Canada he rejected me
He told me that PNG was full of chill players, so I decided that it was a good idea to become allies and make cool memes together.
7-And why Portugal?
OW: Well, to be honest, we asked like 20 countries before deciding on Spain. They were at the bottom of our list because we think their memeing skills are a bit weak. Just kidding, I love Spain and HunterZ_PT !
This interview is over...
8-And what do you think about Portugal?
OW: I think Spain is a pretty cool country. I haven't met too many of their citizens, but HunterZ_PT and Emotion are really fun people to hang out with on IRC. You're pretty cool for a spaniard as well.
Me?
9-Any plans for Dank that you could reveal?
OW: Well as you can see on the map we are trying to get a ring around the world for Papua. One Ring to Rule Them All.
I was hopping for some juicy secrets. xD
OW: hahaah sorry.
10-Any personal plans?
OW: Have some exciting wars, nothing too specific is planned at the moment.
11-Who are your best friends in Suna?
OW: I have a lot of very close friends that I've made over the last few years. I'd say the ones I'm best friends are ★ el Tankor , Fergmaestro and Muffin . Sorry if I didn't include anyone. I don't want to make Militao hit his article character limit.
12-Do you have enemys?
OW: No, not really. In e-sim you should never have enemies, just opponents.
13-Anything you would like to say to the people who are reading this?
OW: Come hang out on #suna.canada if you want to see drunk or stoned Canadians out in their wild habitat.
Thank you so much! It was a pleasure talking to you.
OW: You too!Hope I meet more spanish people in the future.
And I hope to meet more americans like you!
And thats it! Thank you all for your kind words in my last article and I would like to thank my sponsors...wtf?...I dont have sponsors
If you have anyone you would like me to interview just say it! Bye